Top 10 “Pieces of Debris” That Caused the Last Caution at Michigan
10. Brian France’s multiple sets of divorce papers.
10. Brian France’s multiple sets of divorce papers.
10. Kasey, having now reached the ripe old age of 30, thinks AJ is just a kid.
2. Prepare his pitch to the fans for why he should be voted into the NASCAR Hall of Fame.
1. Move the race to Phoenix. During pit stops, drivers may be asked by NASCAR to provide proof of U.S. Citizenship before being allowed to leave the pits.
10. Caught Tony Stewart spraying Axe on himself, going into a nightclub and walking out with drunk chicks that suddenly wanted to bathe him.
4. An official, up-to-date copy of the NASCAR Rule Book. (Copies of which are not available in the gift shop!)
10. Missing seven races may have played a factor.
10. “Just remember, your four Cups are ‘Made for TV’ Cups. Mine are real!”
10. Jenny Craig
10. Hello… the fans that NASCAR has left are not exactly the “age demographic” audience for this message.
10. DW looking into a mirror and singing, “Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, who’s the best announcer of them all?”
10. Post-It notes reminding him that he is a racecar driver and not some minority college kid in the Final Four.
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