Top 10 NASCAR Headlines You Won’t Be Seeing Anytime Soon
10. Jeff Gordon Rethinking NASCAR Hiring Practices. Wait – on second thought, that one isn’t so farfetched…
10. Jeff Gordon Rethinking NASCAR Hiring Practices. Wait – on second thought, that one isn’t so farfetched…
10. Other drivers hire Tonya Harding to give both Jimmie and Jeffy a good “knee whacking.”
10. Demolition Denny – Looks almost like your local FedEx carrier, but comes with crumpled sheetmetal and an empty but mysteriously wet gas can.
10. There IS a God after all!
10. “Dude, I can’t hear a word you say… are you sure you have the radio on?”
Author’s note: I wanted to leave all of these 10 blank, but the editors – while agreeing that the list would indeed be factual – also felt that it would be a cop out on my part and insisted I actually list something this week. Apparently, they are onto me… note that they (the editors) …
12. Denny Hamlin – Gets rubbed by a pit lizard.
10. “Look at that! Kyle Petty’s glasses are all steamed over. Ya think he’s upset about something?” – anonymous Hamlin crew member
10. Damn, did I leave the iron turned on again?
10. After all that’s gone on at DEI this year, Dale Earnhardt Jr. just didn’t want the pressure. Now, he can just race!
10. The Sahara Desert.
5. Move the race back to Darlington, but rename it “California Speedway” for the weekend
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