10. Damn, did I leave the iron turned on again?
10. After all that’s gone on at DEI this year, Junior just didn’t want the pressure. Now, he can just race!
10. The Sahara Desert.
10. Remove about 20,000 seats.
10. Tony Stewart: “Hey, anyone want to build a raft? We could race…”
10. “Dude, I’m going to the beer tent. You need anything?”
10. Grandma’s Quilting Bee
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“This one is for everyone in the stands who pull for me and have to take the bull(expletive) from everyone else.” – Tony Stewart
10. He was seen entering the NASCAR trailer with a resume in hand.
8. Hold the race on the Dan Ryan Expressway during regular rush-hour traffic. We’ll see just how brave NASCAR drivers really are!