10. They all have supermodel wives – AND can remember their names.
8. All of the Pettys are at that age where nothing beats a good nap on a Saturday afternoon.
2. Several blue flags from the NASCAR hauler, suspiciously unused.
6. Needle from Tony Stewart’s Ronald McDonald voodoo doll… with [Kevin] Harvick’s head plastered on.
10. No. 29: Kevin Harvick – A permanent smile impregnating the entire interior.
10. Hi there, sweetie, what you need in your gizzard is a big ol’ smooch from this here cute lil’ pit lizard!
10. Mark Martin: “I didn’t HAVE to win one, I get in the Shootout forever-which is handy, ’cause that’s how long I’m gonna race!”
5. NASCAR pretending nothing is wrong with “Buschwhackers.”
10. How to Retire Rich (the T.O.Y.O.T.A. Method) by Dale Jarrett
Editor’s Note: No new Top 10 this week, so please enjoy this classic from the archives about Tony Stewart’s rough Sunday at Dover during this year’s Chase for the Championship.