10. Battling with Nick Lachey and Stacy Keibler over who will be the point guard for the Hollywood Fame ABA team that all three partially own.
8. You will be wrongfully terminated from Richard Childress Racing just for uttering the words sucking or bleeding.
10. We are hearing that Mark Martin’s pending 2007 NASCAR Truck Series contract with Roush Racing prohibits him from winning EVERY race.
10. A slight miscalculation by team staff on the “driver weight vs. horsepower” ratio for Tony Stewart’s backup car.