*10.* Threatened to have his lawyer hold the door open of the NASCAR trailer so next time, he could, “Run away! Run away!”
*9.* That next time, he wouldn’t be so easy to hold back!
*8.* Threatened to… ”diga a prensa lo que dijo su ex esposa a mí sobre usted en cama anoche.”
*10.* It started off with “Yo Mama…” ’nuff said.
*9.* You think I roughed Coulter up, wait until you see what I do to your pansy grandkids.
*8.* How long have you been sporting that rug?
*10.* Change his name to “Keni” so the other NASCAR drivers will stop making fun of him.
*9.* Hang out with Charlie Sheen so maybe he, too, can be WINNING!
*8.* Hang out at the Uptown Cabaret in downtown Charlotte.
10. Thought the Red Impala up ahead was Kevin Harvick stopped at a crowded intersection, surrounded by innocent people with no clue he was “dropping by.”
Sprint is really going out on a limb and giving away 150 pairs of tickets to the All-Star Race, IF you recycle an old cellphone at one of two locations.
10. How Kyle Busch didn’t stick to the script and ran away like a little school girl as Kevin Harvick approached his car.
8. “He wrecked me in my Sprint Cup debut and I still haven’t gotten over it.”
1. “I think, therefore I am, Kyle Busch.”
10. DW can’t have a man crush on a married man, so Junior’s back in favor over Kyle.
10. Ken Schrader hasn’t, why should Mikey?
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